End of a 2-month era..

Okay so this guy I was *sort of* seeing (I’m sure we all know what I mean OI OI) has now been sacked and has vacated my life.

He didn’t really do anything wrong, but feelings started to get involved and it was beginning to get messy – and shockingly the feelings were on his side not mine!?

Last week I was out clubbing, feelin’ good, with a few mates, one of them of the male variety, when mystery man comes bowling over OFF HIS FACE drunk and gets all jealous and possessive and quite frankly I was mortified.

He apologised the next day for pushing my male friend, he didn’t even remember it, so I left it at that and put it down to him just being wasted.

THEN A FEW DAYS LATER…

He was supposed to come to mine for a ‘Netflix and Chill’ sesh, but during the day he got plastered again at a beer festival. 

AGAIN, understandable, I was not annoyed, until he kept drunk calling and texting me all day and night and when I did answer he was talking pure poop.

I was blatantly annoyed about some stuff he was saying & his mates were yelling in the background, so he goes,

Please don’t say I’ve f*cked this up, I’m starting to fall in love with you”

I’m not naive, I know he isn’t, but i can tell feelings are there. And with the jealousy, the constant drunk calling and throwing the L word around flippantly.. Well quite frankly I was done. And a bit freaked out so soon after my last relationship.

I simply said I have zero feelings on my side, we are just friends, so it’s better to stop our arrangement now before someone gets hurt.

He was ok about it, but ironically I’m the one that’s left feeling a bit hurt, just because I feel a bit crap about doing that. Started to overthink myself and worry I was being too cold and too bitchy, but ultimately I wasn’t I was just doing the right thing. Right?????

MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

If the feelings aren’t the same, then get back into the game

OI OI NEXT ONE PLEASE

Note: I’m not a man-eater that was purely a joke….ish

Xoxo

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I’ve been lazy!

Extremely sorry for my lack of posts.. I’ve been exceptionally lazy as of late!

THATS A LIE

Truth is I’ve been busy with my tindering, social life, drinking, having a brief intense love affair with a friend and a tiny bit of uni work on the side.

To summarise the last month, I’ve been constantly drunk, constantly flirting, constantly being naughty (hehe) and making sure I gather up enough fantastic stories.

ALSO

that first grown up date I went on went extremely well, we are still texting and are meeting up again in 2 weeks when he returns from uni 

YIPPEEEEEEEEEE 

More stories to come 😀

XOXO

SERIALDATER 

My First Grown Up Date

Ok so I’ve been on dates before, but it’s either a friend or I’ve already met the person a few times and then we go out and so on.

Last night I had my first date where I hadn’t met the guy and we’d only been speaking for a couple of days… It was a proper “pick you up at 8” style date.

I WAS SO NERVOUS

I actually drank a whole bottle of prosecco beforehand because I physically could not cope with the stress.

I had a melt down about what to wear and how to do my hair and I am NOT girly in the slightest.

I kept panicking about the greeting, do I shake his hand? Hug him? What if he goes for a kiss on the cheek and I miss and kiss his eyeball?? What if I fall over? What if I dribble my drink? All of these are worrying possibilities and all of these HAVE HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.

Well anyway I got slightly pissed and headed off on the date and well… 

HE WAS SO SO SO SO GORGEOUS

Polite, funny, no break in conversation it flowed, I could be myself, there was a bit of sick humour which is like 30% of my normal humour so that was greeeat

Everything went so well until I accidentally elbowed the guy sitting behind me in the head causing him to fall forwards into his table and spill all their drinks… Oops.

I immediately thought “oh great that’s me done” but then awkward angels came to save the day.

During our conversation about swear words, the WHOLE PUB went quiet as he said the sentence

“I like a bit of c*ck, sometimes c*nt”

Oh the looks he got. OH IT MADE MY DAY. We both decided to move on to another pub where we proceeded to get drunk to end the date nicely.

And I was so grown up I didn’t even sleep with him – HAZAH!

Preelings

Preelings are what I like to call the stage where they aren’t “nothing” but they aren’t “something”

It’s like your last port of call before the ship docks up at feelingstone in the country of lovesuania. And you’re at the point where you need to either get off the ship and be a tourist in the preelings zone, go ahead and carry on to feelingstone or get that captain to turn the FECK around and go back singlesville.

So now I’ve explained that here’s my pickle, I’ve got PREELINGS for –

Wait for it –

A GUY I HAVENT EVEN MET YET????

Erm I talk to him not even that frequently but every time I get a text from him I smile and giggle like a typical schoolgirl from the O.C or One Tree Hill. 

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE????

EWWWWWWWWWWW

YUKKKKKKK

I don’t react like that to other guys I’m talking to some of which I’ve ACTUALLY met.

Meesa veeeeeeery bothered to have preelings again Ani

😩😩😩😩

That’s all for now.

Getting ahead of yourself on Tinder…

Ok so I think it’s VERY CLEAR from my last post that I use tinder. Now when I first started using this app my breakup was still pretty raw; self confidence was at an all time low and I felt a bit lost in terms of having that “person” to talk to.

Tinder could not have been better for me, in all honesty I owe how well I’ve coped with this split to tinder (and one mystery man I had a wild night with… But more on that later kids)

Getting matches from good looking guys, being asked to go for drinks, being able to just be my geeky weird yet surprisingly smooth self and guys loving it was great at first.. Now my only issue is what do I do with all these guys? 

Note: I do not mean this in a “look at me I’m so popular” way – I shall explain.

I’m chatting to about 5 or 6 guys at the moment consistently and have been now for about 2 weeks. They’re all nice, they all bring something different to the table, they all want to/have already taken me out for some drinks and I’m having fun but now it’s like OH SNAP WHO DO I PICK?

Don’t get me wrong I absolutely do not want a boyfriend AT ALL but I feel extremely odd talking so deeply, meeting up with, and in one case yes I’ve slept with one guy. How long can you keep that up for? Are they talking to as many girls? Will they think badly of me if they found out? AM I JUST OVERTHINKING THIS?

Seriously SOMEONE HELP. I’m far too new to this crap. 

I shall update later in the week as I am going for drinks with two of the six guys… Oops. Maybe I should casually bring this up by asking how well they are doing on tinder? Gosh. Why is dating so hard?

I just want someone to eat pizza, get drunk, watch Harry Potter and engage in some adult cuddling with. SIGH.

TBC…..

“Tinder Whore”

Ok so I’m not really doing these posts in chronological order, what’s the point? I’ll write my memoirs properly one day.

My main issue today is TINDER. 

Why the HELL is there such a stigma about it?

“Oh you’re on tinder? You must be desperate”

“Oh you know only sluts go on tinder for sex”

Get lost. I’m on tinder at the moment, in fact I signed up 2 days after my break up YES 2 DAYS and yes I have matched with several people and I have arranged a few dates and I am consistently talking to at least 2 guys a day but I’m sorry who am I actually hurting?

Even if I decide to go out and sleep with every guy I go on a date with, unless it’s YOUR boyfriend/husband (or someone elses, I don’t go for people in relationships just to add) why do you have to have an opinion?

I know so many women who don’t want to go on multiple dates even if they fancy the guys because they’re worried what people will think well ladies here’s some advice:

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JUDGE NO MATTER WHAT.

You go on loads of dates? Slut. You don’t go on any? Frigid/cold. You decide to stop dating a guy because you don’t like him anymore? Heartless. You give a guy a chance even though you aren’t sure you like him? Leading him on/user.

Do what makes you happy because God knows I am LOVING being on tinder and getting constant attention and constant messages it’s exactly what I need after my breakup.

Haters gonna hate yo,

Do what you gotta do.

PEACE OUT.